Jokes

Joke no1:
Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because he wanted to go to the BODY SHOP!

Joke no2:
Why did the boy put a ruler under his pillow? Because he wanted to know HOW LONG HE SLEPT!

Joke no3:
What is the most frustrating computer error of all times? "Keyboard not responding, Hit F1 TO PROCEED!

Joke no4:
What goes Peck, Peck, Peck, BOOM? A CHICKEN IN A MINE FIELD!

Joke no5:
Why are frogs always happy? Because they EAT WHATEVER THAT BUGS THEM!

Joke no6:
Why are Saturdays and Sundays weak? Because THE REST ARE WEAK(WEEK)DAYS!

Joke no7:
Talk is cheap until YOU HIRE A LAWYER!

Joke no8:
What birds are found in Portugal? Portu-GEESE!

Joke no9:
What nut is soft? A DOUGHNUT!