Joke =]

>This the Best Joke Award Winner in UK.

>One Chinese man walks in into Wizard's pub late one night and saw Steven Spielberg.

>As he was a fan of his movies, he rushed foward to him to get his autograph.

>Steven Spielberg saw the Chinese man and gave him a slap.

>He shouted out angrily,"It's you Chinese who bombed our Pearl Harbour!"

>The Chinese man said, "It was not me, it was the Japanese who bombed your Pearl Harbour!"

>Steven Spielberg said, "Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese, you'll all the same!"

>In return, the Chinese man gave Steven Spielberg a slap.

>The Chinese man shouted angrily,"It was you who sunk the Titanic with my forgefathers in it!"

>Steven Spielberg said,"It was not me, it was the Iceberg which sunk Titanic!"

>The Chinese man said,"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you'll all the same!"

Edited by the auther@Wizard due to spelling mistakes.Insults are Fake!